Jokes in English

Hi, We've found a website with jokes in English. From time to time we'll offer you a few of them to have a laugh. Here are some about marriage. Do you think they were invented by men or by women? If you want, leave a comment with your opinion.

An angel

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"